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fake-mermaid:

theanti90smovement:

there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars

unless that one person is me

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

iamafelly:

SELFIE TIME, BITCHES. SHORT HAIR IS THE WAY TO GO.

iamafelly:

SELFIE TIME, BITCHES. SHORT HAIR IS THE WAY TO GO.

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

cockchomp:

you will not make me feel bad about being quiet
you will not make me feel bad about my body
you will not make me feel bad about stumbling over my words
you will not make me feel bad about being nervous
you will not make me feel bad about not knowing everything
you will not make me feel bad about having a sense of humor that you don’t get
you will not make me feel bad about being tired
you will not make me feel bad about how i dress
you will not make me feel bad

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

pechyenka:

basically the shorter you are the angrier you are